What happened to a toilet paper roll and a piece of foil?

Even worse than a guy who makes a PBR can casket, three kids who make a bong out of a severed head. A bong. Out of a head. How?

Now I'm not saying I've ever seen a bong, like, up close or anything, but based on what I've read on Wikipedia about bongs, I can say it'd be pretty fucking hard to smoke pot out of a severed head. This wasn't just any old severed head either. It was cut from the body of an 11 yr-old boy who died in 1921.

Back to Wikipedia: according to the Operation section of the bong entry, one needs to form a "seal" with the mouth in order draw the smoke in and get a "rip" from a bong. And, like any other bong, a severed head would need to be properly sealed with one hole for the mouth, and perhaps another for a carb. Looking in the mirror, I count 7 holes in my head, and if my head were detached from my body back in 1921 and buried for almost 90 years, there'd be maggots and worms and other things creeping all over the holes. These three kids must have been pretty damn desperate to get stoned.

And then there's the question of where to put the water, so the bong provides proper smoke filtration. My guess is the skull where the brain would be, but it would have to be completely sealed or else the water would leak and the smoke wouldn't fill the skull properly.

Not only would the kids need some kind of putty (I suppose gum could work.), they'd need water to fill the skull, and if they were real deal stoners, a few ice cubes for an extra cooling effect. This head-bong thing just ain't adding up.